When Lard can't take all the tragic events that keep coming through the TV every night, he decides to take action. Surely Little Joe can build a machine to create world peace!? But when Alice becomes the first human to try the machine, things get seriously out of hand. This thrilling story sees Lard confronting the very sources of power, before risking everything to create world peace. But will he succeed or will everything go horribly, weirdly, comically wrong...?
-'Charming and very funny',
Giles Foden, author of The Last King of Scotland
-'Lard has a way of capturing the hearts and imaginations (not to mention hopes) of his readers',
Guy Jack, Facebook follower